Blogs are for losers

So as it turns out, almost everyone i know has a blog. So this is going to make me look like a bigger poser than Rob van Winkle (Vanilla Ice to you uneducated folks). But i'd just like to say that this isn't the case. This is merely a more effective way of making people see the inner light that i hold. This inner light will probably come in the form of opinions and mostly where i disprove the notion that opinions are neither right nor wrong, because lets face it, some opinions are just plain wrong, mostly those that i don't hold.

So i'll make posts as long as it strikes my fancy, andas long as i remember that i have this thing. I won't capitalize the letter "i" unless it comes at the beginning of a sentence because it is a waste of my precious time. I'll do cool things like post links to my friends' blogs that mostly show their opinions (many are wrong) and maybe even figure out how to post a counter to my wedding day (that's right, someone agreed to marry me, and its a foxy female no less). That said, i imagine that this will be the least successfull blog ever, and i hold no hope of anyone enjoying it. Feel free to enjoy anything i post, or don't, because i don't really care one way or the other.