Narcissism and college football

These two topics are completely unrelated. I mention narcissism because it was brought to my attention that blogs are usually entirely for self-ego stroking. This is not my intent. I wish to enlighten those of you who are incorrect, atagonize whoever reads and talk to a captive audience. However, if you really are that interested in hearing true narcissism, get my roomates drunk and listen to them brag (usually till about 2 am) about the "chicks" they've "boned", how they "boned" them and, often, a rough approximation of how many times they have bumped pelvises. I only mention this because it is truly fascinating, not because they deprived me of sleep or because i find them to be humongous asshats, no no, its really quite fascinating.

Now on to college football. I think i will just make subheadings for everything that pisses me off about college football, and maybe sub-sub titles for some areas.
1. Pollsters
Ohio State will drop out of the top two spots in the nation today. And that is stupid. The Illinois team they were playing was playing the best football of any team Ron Zook ever coached ever. They have the best defense in the country (maybe LSU's is better) and the only reason they will drop to about 4/5 is that they lost late in the season. Pollsters are stupid. They have been waiting to boot Ohio State because "they haven't beaten anybody." Really? I thought they beat 10 teams this year, including 2 ranked in the top 15. Pollsters are stoopid (stupid misspelled for irony). By the way, i HATE OSU, seriously, if you don't know this about me you are quite dumb.
2. The Pac-10
People who say the Pac-10 is better than the big ten are morons. People who say the pac-10 is the best football conference in America have an iq slightly higher than Les Miles and summer squash, i hate both of those things. No one plays defense, and USC only won one freaking championship in the past six years, that's why they only have one crystal football. Oh, you beat Michigan in the Rose Bowl convincingly? Well guess what, Lloyd Carr is the worst coach in any level of football including Pop Warner. If they gave out awards for doing the least with the most Carr would win hands down. I love Michigan btw, something else you should also know. Also, Dennis Dixon isn't that good, but no one plays defense in the Pac-10. And to the guy who is about to say "but they put up 37 on Michigan" hey, moron, Michigan let a FCS school put up 34 the week before.
3. Fans
To the people who sit behind me at the UGA games. THEY ARE RUNNING PLAYS ON THE FIELD IT ISN'T 11 GUYS RUNNING RANDOMLY. And to the moron who said "Come on Richt, its a little late to try to establish the run (with 20 minutes left in the game" two things: 1) Mike Bobo calls the plays shortbus and 2) PLAY ACTION, that's how we scored three touchdowns in the UGA v. Auburn game. I hope most fans aren't like this guy, but i fear they are.
4. The BCS
You need a play-off. Every other sport ever does it. It will make you more money with the +1 system. And to whatever moron who says "three more games at the end of the season will cause many more injuries" then only do a 4 team play-off, the only anger ever comes from those 3 and 4 teams getting shafted (like Auburn). And to the guy who is saying "well that number five team could really win that, that's not fair" as the system stands that team couldn't win anyway, and you are a moron.
5. The Big Ten
You have eleven teams, and you need twelve, this saddens me greatly.
6. Tim Tebow
Two words: SYSTEM QUARTERBACK. In case you were curious Pat White is better than you anyway.
7. Dennis Dixon
read #2

I hope you have been enlightened, because if you disagree with any of this you are wrong. See you next time my roomates do something stupid, or the next time i see something that i should share with you.